Ok...I admit it.
I hardly ever notice blog ads when I visit people's blogs, and I click on the ads even less (well, usually only if the blog owner specifically asks to click on a certain ad). Come on, I can't be the only one, right?
The other day I was reading a blog, but a picture of a tombstone in the sidebar caught my eye (tombstone on a blog? odd...right?) So focus my attention on it, and it reads:
"I knew I was living in the fast lane when I surprised my daughter by picking her up at school and she asked me if the nanny had died."
I absolutely snorted with laughter, and just HAD to click on the link. Y'all...I thought I had bad moments as a mom, but some of those stories are a HOOT! I mean with a opening sentence like "The day I set myself on fire, I knew I had a problem" you just know you're going to be laughin your tushie off. The one liners are what I have enjoyed the best. You just can't beat :
"After shopping for my twins birthday parties, I was late to a business appointment. I got into my van and noticed some strange papers on the front passenger seat. Then I heard a “Hello!” from the rear and turned to see a woman breast feeding her newborn. I had gotten into the WRONG CAR!!!"
I highly recommend you take a look, because we all need a laugh every once in a while, even if it is at another poor mother's expense.
*This was not written because I have any associations with the book or author, I just like to laugh. You will, too, I promise!
Comments
OH...this is my kind of funny.
I love the libido one. HA HA HA. Snort. ;)
Posted by: Jamie | January 22, 2007 11:47 AM
I am so happy to hear our blogads made you laugh. The latest one liner, about the woman delivering a calf while coloring her hair will soon be an ad.
And I thought my life was complicated!
B.L.
Posted by: B.L. Ochman | January 22, 2007 03:16 PM
HI SouthernMom, been reading your blog but wanted you to know I enjoy visiting here!
jonnybgoode AKA john e cother AKA JEC AKA da man AKA Me
Posted by: john e cother | January 25, 2007 12:47 PM
HAHA, that is histerical!
Posted by: queens mommy | February 6, 2007 10:32 PM